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Dec. 9th, 2006 09:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beckymonsterDear Nice Delivery Man
You see that button beside the door? That's the doorbell. It does work. So next time you have to deliver a parcel, especially on a Saturday morning, please use it. As I really do NOT want to have to run out in my jammies on a freezing cold morning in bare feet to stop you from taking my parcel away!
No love
Me
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Dear Strictly Come Dancing judges (with the possible exception of Len Goodman)
Lady and Gentlemen - please... we know we're two weeks from the final. We know that the contestants have to raise their game in readiness but... These people are not professionals. They could do a damn good impression of it by the end of their time but until then... Back off a leetle.
Else my mum is going to have to pull a Gibbs (read smack people around the head) on one or two of you!
No love
Me
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Dear Muse.
Quit pissing around.
The end is in sight for the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
ncis_tinsel tale. We have three major scenes to write and it is done. Yes, we've collectively flailed over this many times but... we have to see this thing through. If the recipient doesn't care for it (as although we've kept to the spirit of the prompt - the letter is a bit more... blurred!) then tough on them. We have tried our best.
Now, c'mon... give it your all and then we can go write something less stressful... or at least try to;)
love
Me
You see that button beside the door? That's the doorbell. It does work. So next time you have to deliver a parcel, especially on a Saturday morning, please use it. As I really do NOT want to have to run out in my jammies on a freezing cold morning in bare feet to stop you from taking my parcel away!
No love
Me
*******
Dear Strictly Come Dancing judges (with the possible exception of Len Goodman)
Lady and Gentlemen - please... we know we're two weeks from the final. We know that the contestants have to raise their game in readiness but... These people are not professionals. They could do a damn good impression of it by the end of their time but until then... Back off a leetle.
Else my mum is going to have to pull a Gibbs (read smack people around the head) on one or two of you!
No love
Me
*******
Dear Muse.
Quit pissing around.
The end is in sight for the
ncis_tinsel tale. We have three major scenes to write and it is done. Yes, we've collectively flailed over this many times but... we have to see this thing through. If the recipient doesn't care for it (as although we've kept to the spirit of the prompt - the letter is a bit more... blurred!) then tough on them. We have tried our best. Now, c'mon... give it your all and then we can go write something less stressful... or at least try to;)
love
Me
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Date: 2006-12-10 01:45 pm (UTC)Dear Strictly viewers,
I know you're mostly female and will therefore vote for the totty, but frankly neither Matt nor Mark are as good a dancer as Louisa and it's very unfair she got knocked out. Please watch the dancing and not the dancers next week.
Yours,
Eledhwen.