Revenge of the Random Memoes

[beckymonster]

To: The British Weather
From: Me

This time, last week, it was summer skirts and ballet pumps because of the glorious sunshine and warmth. Today, it's hiking boots and wooly turtle necks because of the freezing weather.

I drove to work in a sleet storm this morning. Please... sort it out!

No love

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To: Thomas, Ebil Overlord of the Monster residence
From: Me - loyal dispenser of food and fuss

You wake me up at 4am again and you will be sleeping with KoiSI! (think CSI, but they're fish)

Defintely No love!

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To: Students looking for statistics
From: One of your subject librarians

I'm sorry, the statistics you are searching for? They Do Not Exist. Do not blame me, blame the government. They have no (perceived) need for what you are looking for, ergo, they are not collected.

Please adjust your topic/mindset/attitudes accordingly. Or extrapolate from what is available.

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To: Muse
From: Me, your devoted slave
Subject: NCIS fics

Yes, I know that attempting to write femmeslash can only widen my horizons as a writer but... Abby/Jenny, muse?!

I'm already going to the special hell for the story that rounds out Ducky's anecdote from 'Smoked' about him and Jethro on the run from the French fuzz. I don't need this too!

And no amount of 'but it has a pretty title (The language of flowers) and a structure (Ducky sees something he shouldn't have) and a rating (PG-13)' is going to make me write it.
Understand?!

Now let me finish 'Three Edges' and we'll have a longer talk... 'kay?

a little love