Return of the random memos!

To the Programme Schedulers at BBC One, FXUK and Sky One

Please, for the love of the Lords of Kobol, stop frakking around!

Life on Mars on at the same time as Battlestar Galactica?! I understand that most people have VCRs (that's a bit of a sore point at Casa Del Monster) but what if you don't and you love both of them...

As for you... FXUK - what do you mean... No S4 NCIS until APRIL!?! Okay - it could be worse... The second series of Torchwood is not due until early 2008.

No love

B

*******

To the Asshat at Chicago Immigration

Dude - go on a customer service training course. Better still, park your 16th Century beliefs at the door when you start work in the morning!

Telling my sister and the Future Brother Unit that they should NOT come back to the States until they were married was... rude beyond belief. You have absolutely no damn right to preach to nationals of another country what the heck they should do with their lives.

They will get married. Eventually. Until then, butt out of their lives.

Certainly no love

B

*******

To Hard Candy.com

Dudes - you're breaking my heart that you've stopped production of your wonderful 'Stop' nail polish. Which is the greatest shade of red nail polish EVAR.

But not to allow folks from overseas not to buy it from you... that's just not right! Until then - ebay here I come!

No love

B

*******

To the TPTB @ Supernatural

Please, please, PLEASE can you stop naming episodes after lyrics from '80's rock songs?!

Naming them after Led Zeppelin albums - fine with me. But every time I have seen meta about the episode 'Born Under A Bad Sign', I have had the first verse of Whitesnake's 'Fool For Your Loving' running around in my head. Regardless of the fact that I haven't heard the song (in full) in nearly sixteen years! (And figuring out I'm weird is news to some of you?!)

This is when being one of the tag bunnies for sg1_debrief is Not Good.

No love

B

Return of the random memos!

To the Programme Schedulers at BBC One, FXUK and Sky One

Please, for the love of the Lords of Kobol, stop frakking around!

Life on Mars on at the same time as Battlestar Galactica?! I understand that most people have VCRs (that's a bit of a sore point at Casa Del Monster) but what if you don't and you love both of them...

As for you... FXUK - what do you mean... No S4 NCIS until APRIL!?! Okay - it could be worse... The second series of Torchwood is not due until early 2008.

No love

B

*******

To the Asshat at Chicago Immigration

Dude - go on a customer service training course. Better still, park your 16th Century beliefs at the door when you start work in the morning!

Telling my sister and the Future Brother Unit that they should NOT come back to the States until they were married was... rude beyond belief. You have absolutely no damn right to preach to nationals of another country what the heck they should do with their lives.

They will get married. Eventually. Until then, butt out of their lives.

Certainly no love

B

*******

To Hard Candy.com

Dudes - you're breaking my heart that you've stopped production of your wonderful 'Stop' nail polish. Which is the greatest shade of red nail polish EVAR.

But not to allow folks from overseas not to buy it from you... that's just not right! Until then - ebay here I come!

No love

B

*******

To the TPTB @ Supernatural

Please, please, PLEASE can you stop naming episodes after lyrics from '80's rock songs?!

Naming them after Led Zeppelin albums - fine with me. But every time I have seen meta about the episode 'Born Under A Bad Sign', I have had the first verse of Whitesnake's 'Fool For Your Loving' running around in my head. Regardless of the fact that I haven't heard the song (in full) in nearly sixteen years! (And figuring out I'm weird is news to some of you?!)

This is when being one of the tag bunnies for sg1_debrief is Not Good.

No love

B